Posted by: babyschiller on: March 27, 2009
There’s not too much going on developmentally at this point–the baby’s continuing to gain weight, and I’m holding steady at about a 35-pound gain. Here’s a quick status update…
Mood: Disgruntled
Bellybutton: Completely inside-out
Ring size: Escalated from 5 1/3 to 7 1/2… AND GROWING
Feet: Last seen in November. Status unknown
Trips to Labor & Delivery: Two
Babies born: Zero
Natural [...]
Posted by: babyschiller on: March 20, 2009
Only two more weeks to go… Mike and I are both SO ready to meet Audrey.
I’m enormous, cranky, and have been having contractions for two weeks, so I’m certainly anxious to get this show on the road. And Mike? Well, he’s had to hear alllllll about it. I’m sure the poor thing is ready to [...]
Posted by: babyschiller on: March 13, 2009
Why didn’t anyone tell me that the last month of pregnancy is the longest period of time a human can experience? Seriously. Time moves about as quickly as molasses. Just about FIVE HUNDRED hours to go…
I’ve outgrown all but a handful of my maternity shirts. The doctor says that I shouldn’t really get bigger from [...]
Posted by: babyschiller on: March 6, 2009
I thought it wasn’t possible for me to get any bigger. I was wrong. I am bigger. BIGGER.
Audrey is about 21 inches long and weighs approximately 6 pounds. Her mother is 69 inches long and weighs 248709374 pounds.
That is all.
Posted by: babyschiller on: March 3, 2009
Audrey is due one month from today. Please, please baby–take after your mother and be a little bit early! (If she’s late, it’s totally Mike’s fault.)
I saw the doctor yesterday and will be going in weekly from here on out. My weight gain is holding steady at THIRTY POUNDS. I’m trying not to freak out [...]
